Socially Awkward Penguin

faint on packed subway car apologize

faint on packed subway car apologize  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into "Mom and Pop" store Feel obligated to buy something

Walk into

"Let us give another a sign of peace" pretend to tie shoes

CUM TOO EARLY KEEP THRUSTING TO TRY MAKE UP FOR LACK OF MANLINESS

CUM TOO EARLY KEEP THRUSTING TO TRY MAKE UP FOR LACK OF MANLINESS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Run into someone at the grocery store Have to think of 21 new things to say in each of the 21 aisles

Run into someone at the grocery store Have to think of 21 new things to say in each of the 21 aisles  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone calls "sorry wrong number" "thank you"

someone calls

Went shopping picked up laundry detergent.

Went shopping picked up laundry detergent.  Socially Awkward Penguin

need to take a poop handicapped stall taken

need to take a poop handicapped stall taken  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drives across town to see a friend's band play. bar is too crowded, leaves after 20 minutes.

Drives across town to see a friend's band play. bar is too crowded, leaves after 20 minutes.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Decide to show reddit to my girlfriend for the first time Front page is all about masturbating into socks.

Decide to show reddit to my girlfriend for the first time Front page is all about masturbating into socks.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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