Socially Awkward Penguin

walking past Victoria's secret in the mall oh god oh god oh god don't look

walking past Victoria's secret in the mall oh god oh god oh god don't look  Socially Awkward Penguin

Adds User Flair Never Posts Anyway

Adds User Flair Never Posts Anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

"See front for restroom key"? I guess I'm never using the bathroom in this place.

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forget you asked salesclerk to hold items for you Never go back in

Forget you asked salesclerk to hold items for you Never go back in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't want to talk to delivery person puts note on door telling them to leave package. peers out window until gone.

Doesn't want to talk 
to delivery person puts note on door telling them to leave package.
 peers out window until gone.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Unable to pee in crowded restroom Stand there and pretend instead

Unable to pee in crowded restroom Stand there and pretend instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees green dot next to crush's name on facebook chat knows how gatsby felt

Sees green dot next to crush's name on facebook chat  knows how gatsby felt   Socially Awkward Penguin

walks in on roomate in bathroom while holding laptop

walks in on roomate in bathroom while holding laptop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knocks on Bathroom door and there's someone inside walks away before they come out

Knocks on Bathroom door and there's someone inside walks away before they come out  Socially Awkward Penguin
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