Socially Awkward Penguin

iNTRODUCED TO EVERYONE AT NEW JOB nO IDEA WHO ANYONE IS - TOO BUSY TRYING TO ACT NORMAL

iNTRODUCED TO EVERYONE AT NEW JOB nO IDEA WHO ANYONE IS - TOO BUSY TRYING TO ACT NORMAL  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finish wiping in a public bathroom stall hide in there until sure that everyone else left the bathroom

Finish wiping in a public bathroom stall hide in there until sure that everyone else left the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

think she doesn't even know you exist know she's talking about you every time she laughs

think she doesn't even 
know you exist  know she's talking about you 
every time she laughs   Socially Awkward Penguin

GOD BLESS YOU YOU TOO

GOD BLESS YOU   YOU TOO  Socially Awkward Penguin

Decides to adopt tons of children Stays inside all of Freshers week

Decides to adopt tons of children Stays inside all of Freshers week  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone's in the way in a supermarket isle i didn't need those things anyway.

Someone's in the way in a supermarket isle i didn't need those things anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hi Ian, this is steve" -"Hi Steve, this is ian"

Walks past hobo asking for money Gives him all the change he has to avoid confrontation

Walks past hobo asking for money Gives him all the change he has to avoid confrontation  Socially Awkward Penguin

GIRL GIVES GOODBYE KISS ON CHEEK ERECTION

GIRL GIVES GOODBYE KISS ON CHEEK ERECTION  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking behind person on the street slow down and match their pace as not to pass them

Walking behind person on the street  slow down and match their pace as not to pass them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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