Socially Awkward Penguin

has a red bump above lip makes sure everyone knows its a blackhead

has a red bump above lip makes sure everyone knows its a blackhead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Recognize someone in bathroom stall by their shoes avoid eye contact for the rest of the day

Recognize someone in bathroom stall by their shoes avoid eye contact for the rest of the day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pool at apartment complex is really crowded, gate is locked and forgot the key. "Oops, forgot my key!" leaves the pool and doesn't come back...

Pool at apartment complex is really crowded, gate is locked and forgot the key.

gets toe stepped on apologizes

gets toe stepped on apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Press button at traffic lights when there was enough time to cross Pretend to limp accross to not piss off drivers

Press button at traffic lights when there was enough time to cross Pretend to limp accross to not piss off drivers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts internet-related humor on lon capa discussion board forgets to post anonymously

Posts internet-related humor on lon capa discussion board forgets to post anonymously  Socially Awkward Penguin

Alone on New Year's Eve turns off phone for fear of last minute invite

Alone on New Year's Eve turns off phone for fear of last minute invite  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy!" "you too!"

facebook chat is always offline

facebook chat is always offline  Socially Awkward Penguin

Alone in restaurant People think I am pathetic

Alone in restaurant People think I am pathetic  Socially Awkward Penguin
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