Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes on holiday to spain. "Bonjour!"

Goes on holiday to spain.

Has a great memory Everyone thinks you're a stalker because you remember everything

Has a great memory  Everyone thinks you're a stalker because you remember everything   Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't work with anyone who is handicapped use the cramped toilet stall anyway

Don't work with anyone 
who is handicapped use the cramped toilet stall anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends an hour meticulously crafting witty, insightful comment. Loses nerve, deletes without posting.

Spends an hour meticulously crafting witty, insightful comment. Loses nerve, deletes without posting.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How are you going?" "Not much."

Friend is nervous waiting for HIV test results Tells him to be positive

Friend is nervous waiting for HIV test results Tells him to be positive  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees someone is about to sneeze says 'bless you' right before he sneezes

sees someone is about to sneeze says 'bless you' right before he sneezes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Jeans naturally form bulge near crotch Truly is a boner

Jeans naturally form bulge near crotch  Truly is a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Didn't understand what german roomate said just say "cool"

Didn't understand what german roomate said just say

Guy Standing 5 Urinals Away? Oh God, He's watching me

Guy Standing 5 Urinals Away? Oh God, He's watching me  Socially Awkward Penguin
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