Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank you for attending my wife's wake." "My pleasure."

Leaves girl's house wakes up

Leaves girl's house wakes up  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How's it going?" FUCK "Not Much"

See people taking pictures in front of you look away to avoid being in the background

See people taking pictures in front of you look away to avoid being in the background  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk past someone and take one headphone off Pretend to scratch ear

Walk past someone and take one headphone off  Pretend to scratch ear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Date request rejected crisis averted

Date request rejected crisis averted  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy passing by tells me i'm attractive didn't register until it was too late to say thanks...now he thinks i'm a stuck up bitch

Guy passing by tells me i'm attractive didn't register until it was too late to say thanks...now he thinks i'm a stuck up bitch  Socially Awkward Penguin

ORDERS FOOD AT DRIVE-THRU TELLS THEM IT'S TO GO

ORDERS FOOD AT DRIVE-THRU TELLS THEM IT'S TO GO  Socially Awkward Penguin

Joke about her use of stripper poles as support beams Turns out she's paralysed from the waist down

Joke about her use of stripper poles as support beams Turns out she's paralysed from the waist down  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks a girl something personal opinion of twilight

asks a girl something personal opinion of twilight  Socially Awkward Penguin
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