Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress says "Enjoy your meal" "Thanks, you too"

Waitress says

Time for relatives to leave Xmas lunch Hide in bathroom for 20 minutes to avoid having to hug and kiss them goodbye

Time for relatives to leave Xmas lunch Hide in bathroom for 20 minutes to avoid having to hug and kiss them goodbye  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want to say "You got it, thanks very much" Comes out "You got you very much"

Want to say

Goes to Reddit Meetup

Goes to Reddit Meetup    Socially Awkward Penguin

Has a wet dream About his fleshlight

Has a wet dream About his fleshlight  Socially Awkward Penguin

chilling out front when neighbour pulls in get inside before they see you

chilling out front when neighbour pulls in get inside before they see you  Socially Awkward Penguin

ignored by person blocking aisle pretend you didn't say "excuse me"

ignored by person blocking aisle pretend you didn't say

Rita is your cashier "Please don't notice its my brithday. Please don't notice its my birthday..."

Rita is your cashier

A friend comes to visit you at UMD absolutely no place to park

A friend comes to visit you at UMD  absolutely no place to park   Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally talked to cute girl on bus Said "Sorry" For stepping on her foot

Finally talked to cute girl on bus Said
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