Socially Awkward Penguin

thinks to say "Take it easy" or "have a good one" "take it good"

thinks to say

Have a 5 minute conversation with a moderately attractive girl Greatest day of my life

Have a 5 minute conversation with a moderately attractive girl Greatest day of my life  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hopes nobody talks to him when walking across plaza gets self conscious when no one does

Hopes nobody talks to him when walking across plaza gets self conscious when no one does  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dream about ex-gf Fall in love all over again

Dream about ex-gf   Fall in love all over again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dressed uncomfortably at party. pretend you left something in your car. drive home. change clothes. Return to party. Pray no one notices.

Dressed uncomfortably at party. pretend you left something in your car.  drive home. change clothes. Return to party. Pray no one notices.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Pooping in public bathroom and guy takes stall next to you lift feet, don't poop, don't move and wait for them to leave

Pooping in public bathroom and guy takes stall next to you lift feet, don't poop, don't move and wait for them to leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

finally plucks up courage to give input to conversation starts speaking at the same time as someone else

finally plucks up courage to give input to conversation starts speaking at the same time as someone else  Socially Awkward Penguin

2 upvotes, 3 downvotes delete link

2 upvotes, 3 downvotes delete link  Socially Awkward Penguin

long comment gets upvotes re-reads to admire own genius

long comment gets upvotes re-reads to admire own genius  Socially Awkward Penguin

sits up straight around cute girl to have good posture and look confident "LOL why do you look so uptight?"

sits up straight around cute girl to have good posture and look confident
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