Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier says thank you come again automatically reply with "you too"

Cashier says thank you come again automatically reply with

While rubbing dog's belly, accidentally touch his penis Avoid eye contact with dog forever

While rubbing dog's belly, accidentally touch his penis Avoid eye contact with dog forever  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Excuse me, do you sell ice?" "Rice? It's right in front of you' "Thank you"

Telemarketer calls and you say your parents are not home you're an adult

Telemarketer calls and you say your parents are not home you're an adult  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask girl to fill phone number in on paperwork worried she thinks I'm hitting on her

Ask girl to fill phone number in on paperwork worried she thinks I'm hitting on her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts dead baby joke in a thread full of mothers

Posts dead baby joke  in a thread full of mothers   Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl texts you asking to meet up she must be being sarcastic

Girl texts you asking to meet up she must be being sarcastic  Socially Awkward Penguin

making out with girl, accidentally touches boob. sorry.

making out with girl, accidentally touches boob. sorry.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to the bar and has a good time Doesn't have any stories to tell the next day

Goes to the bar and has a good time Doesn't have any stories to tell the next day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking behind stranger speed up so they dont think im following them

Walking behind stranger speed up so they dont think im following them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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