Socially Awkward Penguin

Changes birthdate on facebook day before. avoids innane "thank you!"s to birthday wishes.

Changes birthdate on facebook day before. avoids innane

Have coupon for free beverage never use it so people can't think you're cheap

Have coupon for free beverage never use it so people can't think you're cheap  Socially Awkward Penguin

follow your dreams ...well, except for that one where you're at school in your underwear...

follow your dreams ...well, except for that one where you're at school in your underwear...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears the phone ring doesn't pick up unless it's mom or dad.

Hears the phone ring doesn't pick up unless it's mom or dad.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss says hello "good thanks"

Boss says hello

Teacher is calling role Say "here" in a hoarse voice

Teacher is calling role Say

Cafe has no water fountain stay thirsty

Cafe has no water fountain stay thirsty  Socially Awkward Penguin

Barber tries to have conversation while cutting my hair Never going back to that place again

Barber tries to have conversation while cutting my hair Never going back to that place again  Socially Awkward Penguin

No empty tables in cafeteria Eats in bathroom stall

No empty tables in cafeteria Eats in bathroom stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gotta shit at 9:05am Holds it.

Gotta shit at 9:05am Holds it.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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