Socially Awkward Penguin

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girl says hello in your direction bluetooth

girl says hello in your direction bluetooth  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is 30 minutes early Waits outside Car passes pretend like I'm talking on the phone

Is 30 minutes early
Waits outside Car passes
pretend like I'm talking on the phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets hugged by cute girl immediately achieves erection

Gets hugged by cute girl immediately achieves erection  Socially Awkward Penguin

oh, they texted me saying That they couldn't hang out.

oh, they texted me saying That they couldn't hang out.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Window seat on plane, need to pee... ...too shy to ask neighbors to stand up; try not to pee in pants the whole flight.

Window seat on plane, need to pee... ...too shy to ask neighbors to stand up; try not to pee in pants the whole flight.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey what's up?" "Good. You?"

Gets called on by Reich Pretends he's not there

Gets called on by Reich Pretends he's not there    Socially Awkward Penguin

Group of hot girls walking slowly blocking the corridor Pretend to be walking this slow anyway

Group of hot girls walking slowly blocking the corridor Pretend to be walking this slow anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

HEARS KNOCK AT THE DOOR SILENTLY WALK TO MY ROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR

HEARS KNOCK AT THE DOOR SILENTLY WALK TO MY ROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR  Socially Awkward Penguin
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