Socially Awkward Penguin

restaurant host mishears your name eh... close enough

restaurant host mishears your name eh... close enough  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bar band finishes playing song wait for someone else to start clapping first

Bar band finishes playing song wait for someone else to start clapping first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks in bathroom and sees cat is in litter box "Oh sorry ill come back when you're done"

Walks in bathroom and sees cat is in litter box

Takes a long crap at work "Oh god they know"

Takes a long crap at work

Waits 5 minutes to reply forgets to send text

Waits 5 minutes to reply forgets to send text  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a compliment Dont know what to say so you put an emoticon

Get a compliment  Dont know what to say so you put an emoticon   Socially Awkward Penguin

someone handing out flyers on campus take longer, awkward path to avoid half-second human interaction

someone handing out flyers on campus take longer, awkward path to avoid half-second human interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

"good night" Continue talking for five more minutes

girlfriend queefs on you Pretend not to notice

girlfriend queefs on you Pretend not to notice  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidental Boob Rub?!?! Do I appologize or say you're welcome?

Accidental Boob Rub?!?! Do I appologize or say you're welcome?  Socially Awkward Penguin
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