Socially Awkward Penguin

"RING BELL FOR SERVICE" WAIT FOR AN ATTENDENT TO STROLL BY, ACT LIKE YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO RING THE BELL WHEN THEY DO

Pees on the dirty spots in the toilet To hide the sound

Pees on the dirty spots in the toilet To hide the sound  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need to cough in class Suffocate while holding it in

Need to cough in class Suffocate while holding it in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post something on Reddit, get 2 downvotes Log out, create new account

Post something on Reddit, get 2 downvotes Log out, create new account  Socially Awkward Penguin

person in adjacent stall can see your feet never wear those shoes again

person in adjacent stall can see your feet never wear those shoes again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets his pizza late still tips

Gets his pizza late still tips  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking on sidewalk when someone is coming the opposite way End up in the bike lane

Walking on sidewalk when someone is coming the opposite way End up in the bike lane   Socially Awkward Penguin

huddles through winter with 1500 other penguins says nothing

huddles through winter with 1500 other penguins says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

puts meme on utexas memes quickly takes it off

puts meme on utexas memes   quickly takes it off  Socially Awkward Penguin

hear my roommate's girlfriend in the kitchen i'm not that thirsty anyway

hear my roommate's girlfriend in the kitchen i'm not that thirsty anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin
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