Socially Awkward Penguin

Multiple locations of same fast food restaurant Eat at different locations to avoid being seen as a regular

Multiple locations of same fast food restaurant Eat at different locations to avoid being seen as a regular  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer a soap bar to use on the go

Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer a soap bar to use on the go  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was way out of my league I was talking to my sister

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was way out of my league I was talking to my sister  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees cute girl from school at hockey game ask her how her first period went

sees cute girl from school at hockey game  ask her how her first period went  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls someone Adrenaline rush

Calls someone Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Subway Girl: "Bread?" Me: "Yes, please."

Subway Girl:

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask girlfriend to guess Valentine's Day gift She says 'a boyfriend who doesn't take relationship advice off Reddit?'

Ask girlfriend to guess Valentine's Day gift She says 'a boyfriend who doesn't take relationship advice off Reddit?'  Socially Awkward Penguin

finishes exam at same time as person next to him remains seated for a minute so professor doesn't think he cheated

finishes exam at same time as person next to him  remains seated for a minute so professor doesn't think he cheated   Socially Awkward Penguin
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