Socially Awkward Penguin

Would rather stand for 40 minute train ride than ask stranger "is alright to sit here"

Would rather stand for 40 minute train ride than ask stranger

Gets bumped into Apologises IMMEDIATELY

Gets bumped into  Apologises IMMEDIATELY   Socially Awkward Penguin

knows girl in library who's on reddit can't find courage to talk to her about reddit

knows girl in library who's on reddit can't find courage to talk to her
about reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds out that power outages mean sleeping in field house Brings tent so nobody sees sleep-boners

Finds out that power outages mean sleeping in field house Brings tent so nobody sees sleep-boners  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sending apology letter for missing mandatory meeting What if they didn't take attendance?

Sending apology letter for missing mandatory meeting What if they didn't take attendance?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Using the litterbox Head out of the box, stares at you

Using the litterbox Head out of the box, stares at you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shit in public restroom leave furtively and stealthily

Shit in public restroom    leave furtively and stealthily  Socially Awkward Penguin

unattractive intelligent woman flirts with you purposely act like a moron so she stops liking you

unattractive intelligent woman flirts with you purposely act like a moron so she stops liking you  Socially Awkward Penguin

doesnt see friends in dc pretends to get drinks for half an hour

doesnt see friends in dc pretends to get drinks for half an hour  Socially Awkward Penguin

so your name is Scarlet would your last name be johansson

so your name is Scarlet would your last name be johansson  Socially Awkward Penguin
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