Socially Awkward Penguin

Sit in a bar full of cute girls browse reddit on your phone

Sit in a bar full of cute girls browse reddit on your phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Recognize somebody 50 ft away Don't acknowledge them until they are 10 ft away

Recognize somebody 50 ft away Don't acknowledge them until they are 10 ft away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl offers me a quicky on facebook she was hacked

Hot girl offers me a quicky on facebook she was hacked  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only one seat left on the bus Standing is good for you anyway

Only one seat left on the bus  Standing is good for you anyway   Socially Awkward Penguin

download flatmate's favorite movie watch it alone in your room

download flatmate's favorite movie watch it alone in your room  Socially Awkward Penguin

SNEEZE IN PUBLIC Say "thank you" before anyone says "bless you"

SNEEZE IN PUBLIC Say

Food, water, minecraft. Lock doors, life is good.

Food, water, minecraft. Lock doors, life is good.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get invited for drinks at bar with co-workers only bring up work related stories.

Get invited for drinks at bar with co-workers only bring up work related stories.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attempts to network to improve career opportunities Job prospects gone

Attempts to network to improve career opportunities Job prospects gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plays truth or dare All questions are sexual

Plays truth or dare  All questions are sexual   Socially Awkward Penguin
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