Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts loudly on empty elevator as the doors open

Farts loudly on empty elevator as the doors open  Socially Awkward Penguin

Did you hear about that new way to break the ice? You didn't? Oh.. I didn't either

Did you hear about that new way to break the ice? You didn't? Oh.. I didn't either  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks around mall lost rather than asking a store where another store is

walks around mall lost rather than asking a store where another store is  Socially Awkward Penguin

GF texts: "LOVE YOU!" Text back: "Me, too!"

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SOMEONE YOU KNOW WAVES AT YOU TURN AROUND TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT WAVING AT SOMEONE ELSE

SOMEONE YOU KNOW WAVES AT YOU TURN AROUND TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT WAVING AT SOMEONE ELSE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fart in break room, coworker walks in run out before they notice the smell

Fart in break room, coworker walks in run out before they notice the smell  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to use a public restroom Waits for the sound of a flush then shits like mad.

Has to use a public restroom Waits for the sound of a flush then shits like mad.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to think of good conversation

Tries to think of good conversation   Socially Awkward Penguin

teacher makes lame joke only one to laugh

teacher makes lame joke only one to laugh  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I Sure hope no one notices my giant zit" picks at it the entire day

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