Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to walk through girls hall to get to dorm room stare straight at the ground to prevent potential eye contact

Have to walk through girls hall to get to dorm room stare straight at the ground to prevent potential eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wrong Number say "talk to you later" before hanging up

Wrong Number say

Having to buy a stuffed animal for a friends newborn baby Leavs the store because people are looking at him funny in the stuffed animal section

Having to buy a stuffed animal for a friends newborn baby  Leavs the store because people are looking at him funny in the stuffed animal section   Socially Awkward Penguin

"You have been found guilty of murder in the first degree and You are sentenced to life in prison. May god have mercy on your soul" "You too" .

One does not simply Make the first move

One does not simply Make the first move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks of clever meme to post on reddit stares at screen for fifteen minutes debating if it's funny before finally deleting it

Thinks of clever meme to post on reddit stares at screen for fifteen minutes debating if it's funny before finally deleting it    Socially Awkward Penguin

romantic date in cloisters talks non stop about jeremy bentham's skeleton

romantic date in cloisters talks non stop about jeremy bentham's skeleton  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has Conversation Spends next several hours thinking of better things that could have been said

Has Conversation Spends next several hours thinking of better things that could have been said  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wakes up before hugging a stranger in a dream relieved

Wakes up before hugging a stranger in a dream relieved  Socially Awkward Penguin

See a cute guy choke on own saliva

See a cute guy choke on own saliva  Socially Awkward Penguin
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