Socially Awkward Penguin

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"go ahead and greet those around you" pretend to be praying

Gets in elevator with hot girl Farts really loud

Gets in elevator with hot girl Farts really loud  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows meaning of word 2x checks definition on Google

Knows meaning of word 2x checks definition on Google  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets something from the first trip to the store waits until the next day to go back

Forgets something from the first trip to the store waits until the next day to go back  Socially Awkward Penguin

sleep in bed with a girl maintain a raging boner the entire time

sleep in bed with a girl maintain a raging boner the entire time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Two hot friends offered a menage a trois for my birthday No thanks, I don't like pastry.

Two hot friends offered a menage a trois for my birthday   No thanks, I don't like pastry.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworkers talking about going to lunch at local restaurant avoid at all costs

Coworkers talking about going to lunch at local restaurant avoid at all costs  Socially Awkward Penguin

thinks of sick memes all the time never submits for fear that they have already been used

thinks of sick memes all the time never submits for fear that they have already been used  Socially Awkward Penguin

Take drink from cup at same time as someone else Take extra long swig as to not put down cup at same time

Take drink from cup at same time as someone else Take extra long swig as to not put down cup at same time  Socially Awkward Penguin
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