Socially Awkward Penguin

Looking through a convenience store, but don't see what I need. Still buys something to make it look like i'm not shoplifting.

Looking through a convenience store, but don't see what I need. Still buys something to make it look like i'm not shoplifting.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to pee Waits for stall

Needs to pee  Waits for stall   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walked through Mason hall after 6pm

Walked through Mason hall after 6pm    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees friend of ex-girlfriend around town, someone who was always nice to penguins, who always had time to stop and chat hangs head and walks other direction just so I don't have to answer the question, "How are you doing?"

Sees friend of ex-girlfriend around town, someone who was always nice to penguins, who always had time to stop and chat hangs head and walks other direction just so I don't have to answer the question,

phone call with boss accidentally end call with "I love you"

phone call with boss accidentally end call with

stealing things when you're drunk then realizing the next day you dont even want it

stealing things when you're drunk then realizing the next day you dont even want it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Take a dump at friends house turn on sink to cover up noise

Take a dump at friends house turn on sink to cover up noise  Socially Awkward Penguin

The peace of the Lord be with you always. And also with you. Let us offer each other a sign of ... Hands instantly burst into sweat

The peace of the Lord be with you always.
 And also with you. 
Let us offer each other a sign of ... Hands instantly burst into sweat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommates still making noise at 3AM I didn't need to sleep much tonight anyway

Roommates still making noise at 3AM I didn't need to sleep much tonight anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

jump on rock jump off of seal

jump on rock jump off of seal  Socially Awkward Penguin
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