Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears roommate having sex QUIETLY MASTURBATE WITH TEARS FOR LUBRICATION.

Hears roommate having sex QUIETLY MASTURBATE WITH TEARS FOR LUBRICATION.  Socially Awkward Penguin

NGNUG-Going to go fishing. Better call my family.

NGNUG-Going to go fishing. Better call my family.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally gathers up courage to approach pretty girl in hot tub Girl gets out of the hot tub

Finally gathers up courage to approach pretty girl in hot tub Girl gets out of the hot tub  Socially Awkward Penguin

Compliments Male friend on his suit "You look nice."

Compliments Male friend on his suit

"did you find everything you were looking for?" lie and say yes

Trips on sidewalk Run a few blocks

Trips on sidewalk Run a few blocks  Socially Awkward Penguin

Find a good deal on Groupon don't want to bother the waitress with it

Find a good deal on Groupon don't want to bother the waitress with it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has a complicated order Gets something simple so that people behind you don't think you're picky

Has a complicated order Gets something simple so that people behind you don't think you're picky  Socially Awkward Penguin

Brings bagels into office Bagels already provided for all staff

Brings bagels into office Bagels already provided for all staff  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold door open for woman forget you are going into men's room

Hold door open for woman forget you are going into men's room  Socially Awkward Penguin
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