Socially Awkward Penguin

Receive message on okcupid Hyperventilate

Receive message on okcupid Hyperventilate  Socially Awkward Penguin

only ama that is worth caring about only talks about how much he is enjoying it

only ama that is worth caring about only talks about how much he is enjoying it   Socially Awkward Penguin

Knocks over inanimate object Apologizes to it

Knocks over inanimate object Apologizes to it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl sits on your lap. FREEZE.

Girl sits on your lap.   FREEZE.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Rats eating everyone's eggs Nobody talks about it

Rats eating everyone's eggs Nobody talks about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Deodorant to put on forgot Go T-rex day as a Through

Deodorant to put on forgot Go T-rex day as a 
Through  Socially Awkward Penguin

Playing RPG Avoids NPCs

Playing RPG Avoids NPCs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Flirt with cute guy Awkward silence, feel awkward, end up saying something stupid

Flirt with cute guy Awkward silence, feel awkward, end up saying something stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets hired as waiter fired for not being social enough with customers

Gets hired as waiter fired for not being social enough with customers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Really want to ask religious woman’s opinion on sexist bible quotes Two female JW’s call at my door. Turn down TV volume, sit perfectly still until they leave

Really want to ask religious woman’s opinion on sexist bible quotes Two female JW’s call at my door. Turn down TV volume, sit perfectly still until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin
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