Socially Awkward Penguin

Would you like your receipt? "You too"

Would you like your receipt?

Listen to loud music in car Turn down volume when stopping at traffic lights

Listen to loud music in car Turn down volume when stopping at traffic lights  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post a link on reddit 44 minutes later: No upvotes Delete

Post a link on reddit 44 minutes later: No upvotes Delete  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post gets caught by the spam filter Doesn't message mods about it

Post gets caught by the spam filter Doesn't message mods about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone else in bathroom hand wash rate 100% nobody else in bathroom hand wash rate 0%

Someone else in bathroom
hand wash rate 100% nobody else in bathroom
hand wash rate 0%  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hooray it's Thanksgiving I can take my dog to the park and no one will be there

Hooray it's Thanksgiving I can take my dog to the park and no one will be there  Socially Awkward Penguin

"doesn't know what karma is" still tries to get it

spend 20 minutes finding right words to use in text message delete message

spend 20 minutes finding right words to use in text message delete message  Socially Awkward Penguin

attractive girl asks question goes full derp, says nothing

attractive girl asks question goes full derp,
 says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

"computer science" nonverbal exclamations of "aha!" and "that explains everything!"

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