Socially Awkward Penguin

never text someone exactly on the hour make your texting seem more spontaneous

never text someone exactly on the hour make your texting seem more spontaneous  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets picture taken by national geographic runs away

Gets picture taken by national geographic runs away  Socially Awkward Penguin

forgets to buy candy for office trick or treat hides from coworkers' kids whenever they pass his desk

forgets to buy candy for office trick or treat hides from coworkers' kids whenever they pass his desk  Socially Awkward Penguin

should i say 'how are you' or 'how's it going'? "Hey how're you going?"

should i say 'how are you' or 'how's it going'?

Sees self checkout is broken Puts back items

Sees self checkout is broken Puts back items  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Would you like one check or two?" "No thank you"

"Online ordering system down. Must call restaurant." Goes hungry

Actually gets girl on chatroulette NEXT

Actually gets girl on chatroulette   NEXT  Socially Awkward Penguin

technologically retarded teacher ask for help to set up projector Pretend to not have a clue how a computer works

technologically retarded teacher ask for help to set up projector  Pretend to not have a clue how a computer works   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks to one side to let oncoming person pass Still ends up walking into them

Walks to one side to let oncoming person pass Still ends up walking into them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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