Socially Awkward Penguin

no one at work remembers my birthday relieved

no one at work remembers my birthday relieved  Socially Awkward Penguin

talk to girl you fancy for 2 minutes stand next to her for the next 10 minutes just in case she'd say something to you

talk to girl you fancy for 2 minutes stand next to her for the next 10 minutes just in case she'd say something to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

GIRL DANCES UP NEXT YOU YOU APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING IN HER WAY

GIRL DANCES UP NEXT YOU YOU APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING IN HER WAY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Crush says "hi" online hyperventilates, throws laptop out the window

Crush says

pulls up to drive through car window frozen shut, drive to next McDonalds

pulls up to drive through car window frozen shut, drive to next McDonalds    Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to comment on reddit post Chooses not to in fear of potential grammatical error.

Wants to comment on reddit post Chooses not to in fear of potential grammatical error.  Socially Awkward Penguin

See funny status wait until someone else likes before liking

See funny status wait until someone else likes before liking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't pronounce menu item you want order something else

Can't pronounce menu item you want order something else  Socially Awkward Penguin

stuck in traffic behind truck with people in back facing me look down and mess with stereo entire time

stuck in traffic behind truck with people in back facing me look down and mess with stereo entire time   Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to church service for first time fake sings hymns to not seem out of place

goes to church service for first time fake sings hymns to not seem out of place   Socially Awkward Penguin
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