Socially Awkward Penguin

Parents remodeling house feel obliged to swear when trying to chat with carpenters.

Parents remodeling house feel obliged to swear when trying to chat with carpenters.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking with two friends too far ahead, or too far behind

Walking with two friends too far ahead, or too far behind  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks Getting to front page of Reddit Is socially awesome

Thinks Getting to front page of Reddit  Is socially awesome   Socially Awkward Penguin

KNows about reddit meetup at home watching law and order marathon

KNows about reddit meetup at home watching law and order marathon  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't get a reply for 3 hours reply in 30 seconds

Don't get a reply for 3 hours reply in 30 seconds  Socially Awkward Penguin

has things running smoothly at work fumbles around when boss is there

has things running smoothly at work fumbles around when boss is there  Socially Awkward Penguin

I AM A PINGUIN ON A BLUE BACKGROUND AND YOU'RE FUCKING WATCHING ME

I AM A PINGUIN ON A BLUE BACKGROUND AND YOU'RE FUCKING WATCHING ME  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into a room full of people Silently mouth excuse me to the floor

Walk into a room full of people Silently mouth excuse me to the floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking at same speed as random person Slows down to not seem like a stalker

Walking at same speed as random person Slows down to not seem like a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Later dude" *walks the same direction as you*

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