Socially Awkward Penguin

Hair is tickling nose. Can't scratch it. Might offend hair dresser.

Hair is tickling nose.  Can't scratch it. Might offend hair dresser.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone else comes into the bathroom wait till they leave to exit the stall

Someone else comes into the bathroom wait till they leave to exit the stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

unknown number calls heart begins to race

unknown number calls heart begins to race  Socially Awkward Penguin

dealer shakes hand to give you trees didn't realize it, almost dropped the bag.

dealer shakes hand to give you trees didn't realize it, almost dropped the bag.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Skypes with girl Puts on cologne

Skypes with girl Puts on cologne   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cleaner in flat I guess i'll go without food until she leaves

Cleaner in flat I guess i'll go without food until she leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waits till after christmas to reconnect with old friends less gifts to buy

Waits till after christmas to reconnect with old friends less gifts to buy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter: Here you go enjoy your meal! thanks, you too

Waiter: Here you go enjoy your meal! thanks, you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

in the public bathroom stall when someone goes in the next stall both of you are sap's so neither goes first...or at all

in the public bathroom stall when someone goes in the next stall both of you are sap's so neither goes first...or at all  Socially Awkward Penguin

feels like a nerd for constantly playing skyrim decides to go on reddit

feels like a nerd for constantly playing skyrim decides to go on reddit   Socially Awkward Penguin
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