Socially Awkward Penguin

Looks like you dressed yourself this morning I did. My wife left me over the weekend

Looks like you dressed yourself this morning I did. My wife left me over the weekend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Puts plate down during lunchtime All of food slide off the plate onto the table and floor

Puts plate down during lunchtime All of food slide off the plate onto the table and floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bought new condoms because old ones expired

Bought new condoms because old ones expired  Socially Awkward Penguin

overhear friends making plans invite yourself

overhear friends making plans invite yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Staff Christmas Party Suddenly becomes deathly ill

Staff Christmas Party Suddenly becomes deathly ill  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is the only guy at a children's birthday party Has no clue how to make samll talk with the other mothers

Is the only guy at a children's birthday party Has no clue how to make samll talk with the other mothers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger accidentally bumps into you Say "That's okay" before he apologizes

Stranger accidentally bumps into you Say

Herp Derp went from being "in a relationship" to "Single" (1 minute ago) How long do I have to wait before I look like a stalker?

Herp Derp went from being

Group of people talking about someone I know "Yeah I know that guy all the time"

Group of people talking about someone I know

See's hot looking girl with tight sweatpants walking on sidewalk and slows car down to get a better look. 14 year old

See's hot looking girl with tight sweatpants walking on sidewalk and slows car down to get a better look. 14 year old  Socially Awkward Penguin
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