Socially Awkward Penguin

"What time does the Narwhal Bacon?"

clerk makes funny comment about my shirt logo that's it, i have to find a new store

clerk makes funny comment about my shirt logo that's it, i have to find a new store   Socially Awkward Penguin

Get L4D2 in the Steam Sale Afraid of playing co-op online.

Get L4D2 in the Steam Sale Afraid of playing co-op online.  Socially Awkward Penguin

smoke cigarette alone at night where no one can see you

smoke cigarette alone at night where no one can see you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Raised voice and waived arms to a lady in the cafeteria asking if I could sit at her table She wasn't answering back because she was blind, deaf and mute

Raised voice and waived arms to a lady in the cafeteria asking if I could sit at her table She wasn't answering back because she was blind, deaf and mute    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Let us offer to each other a sign of peace." SHIT.

Finally builds up the courage to talk to a cute guy hes engaged

Finally builds up the courage to talk to a cute guy hes engaged  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells you cyric loves you Welds your face to a helmet

Tells you cyric loves you Welds your face to a helmet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Run to get ball, rolls under someones car Turn around and walk away

Run to get ball, rolls under someones car Turn around and walk away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Notices a customer smells strongly of weed "You smell good"

Notices a customer smells strongly of weed
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