Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl: "Excuse me." "I'm good how are you?"

Girl:

KNOCK KNOCK "Guess Who?"

KNOCK KNOCK

Knows the name of Neighbor's dog but not the neighbor's

Knows the name of Neighbor's dog but not the neighbor's  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks girl out on date Masturbates, doesn't want to go on date anymore.

Asks girl out on date Masturbates, doesn't want to go on date anymore.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk down sidewalk Why is everyone looking at me?

Walk down sidewalk Why is everyone looking at me?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally register a reddit account too nervous to upvote anything

Finally register a reddit account too nervous to upvote anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Live on 15th floor, someone else waiting in elevator lobby Take the stairs

Live on 15th floor, someone else waiting in elevator lobby Take the stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend is doing homework send her link to stupid meme that you made don't get laid for a week

Girlfriend is doing homework send her link to stupid meme that you made don't get laid for a week   Socially Awkward Penguin

send a flirty Text to a girl you like Doesn't reply within five minutes: send "lol jk"

send a flirty Text to a girl you like  Doesn't reply within five minutes: send

See coworker in store avoid eye contact at all costs

See coworker in store avoid eye contact at all costs  Socially Awkward Penguin
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