Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier asks if I have 2 pennies "No, that's ok. You can keep them."

Cashier asks if I have 2 pennies

Office Potluck luncheon on friday. Call in sick

Office Potluck luncheon on friday. Call in sick  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looked myself up on Reddit Investigator Started posting in more subreddits

Looked myself up on 
Reddit Investigator Started posting in more subreddits  Socially Awkward Penguin

Working at the Taco Bell drive-through window, someone orders only a drink "Want any sauce with that?"

Working at the Taco Bell drive-through window, someone orders only a drink

Only seat open on bus is next to attractive girl you sit, she says excuse me! you respond asking if she wants to smoke a blunt.

Only seat open on bus is next to attractive girl you sit, she says excuse me! you respond asking if she wants to smoke a blunt.  Socially Awkward Penguin

decides to make account adrenaline rush

decides to make account adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger with a thick accent says something to me I don't understand Chuckles and nods head slowly

Stranger with a thick accent says something to me I don't understand Chuckles and nods head slowly  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets boner in class fire drill halfdisme

gets boner in class fire drill halfdisme  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone else orders what I was gonna order at a restaurant order something else.

Someone else orders what I was gonna order at a restaurant order something else.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks boyfriend is coming over for sexytimes comes to break up instead

Thinks boyfriend is coming over for sexytimes comes to break up instead  Socially Awkward Penguin
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