Socially Awkward Penguin

For here or to go? Say "to go". eat in car in the parking lot.

For here or to go? Say

Walks into crowded lecture hall before next class without realizing it Slowly backs out door as if no one can see you

Walks into crowded lecture hall before next class without realizing it Slowly backs out door as if no one can see you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked to help find something in a store Help even though they don't work there

Asked to help find 
something in a store Help even though
they don't work there  Socially Awkward Penguin

SINGING ALONE IN CAR, APPROACH RED LIGHT HOLD CELL PHONE TO HEAD SO PEOPLE WILL THINK I AM TALKING TO SOMEONE

SINGING ALONE IN CAR, APPROACH RED LIGHT HOLD CELL PHONE TO HEAD SO PEOPLE WILL THINK I AM TALKING TO SOMEONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Peeks under stall while pooping to see if anyone else is in the bathroom person in the next stall is peeking back

Peeks under stall while pooping to see if anyone else is in the bathroom person in the next stall is peeking back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sneezes Loudly Says "Thank You" before anyone says "bless You"

Sneezes Loudly Says

Notices stain on shirt in the morning Wears hoodie the rest of the hottest day of the year

Notices stain on shirt in the morning  Wears hoodie the rest of the hottest day of the year  Socially Awkward Penguin

Car next to you tuned into same station slowly turn yours down

Car next to you tuned into same station slowly turn yours down  Socially Awkward Penguin

blocked from merging lanes by asshole driver wanted to take the long way anyways

blocked from merging lanes by asshole driver wanted to take the long way anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends Don't answer their phones all day They hate me

Friends Don't answer their phones all day They hate me  Socially Awkward Penguin
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