Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone holding elevator door, spot drinking fountain Suddenly Thirsty

See someone holding elevator door, spot drinking fountain Suddenly Thirsty  Socially Awkward Penguin

shave pubs in shower blame clog on female roomate's long hair

shave pubs in shower blame clog on female roomate's long hair  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend says "Hey, What's up?" "Good, you?"

Friend says

Big Gulps, huh? Welp see ya later!

Big Gulps, huh? Welp see ya later!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to piss as soon as class starts hold it for two hours

Have to piss as soon as class starts hold it for two hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Item rings up at higher price than posted oh well... i can afford it

Item rings up at higher price than posted oh well...
i can afford it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone comes up next to you at urinals Penis stops working

Someone comes up next to you at urinals Penis stops working  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets comment reply on reddit waits a few minutes to make it seem like I have a life

Gets comment reply on reddit waits a few minutes to make it seem like I have a life  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says thank you to James at Schroeder Hall gets a nod back

Says thank you to James at Schroeder Hall gets a nod back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets told term he just used promotes heteronormative culture Worries rest of class thinks he's a misogynist now

Gets told term he just used promotes heteronormative culture Worries rest of class thinks he's a misogynist now  Socially Awkward Penguin
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