Socially Awkward Penguin

"Let's going around the class and say something we did this weekend" no no no no no no no

Needs help at a store No fucking chance of asking a clerk

Needs help at a store No fucking chance of asking a clerk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Getting drunk at the bar Start dancing everyone stop

Getting drunk at the bar Start dancing everyone stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger uses the urinal next to yours Didn't need to pee anyways

Stranger uses the urinal next to yours Didn't need to pee anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

In a few minutes we will break into groups to talk about the readings fuck

In a few minutes we will break into groups to talk about the readings fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin

get pimple at edge of lip everyone at work thinks i have herpes

get pimple at edge of lip  everyone at work thinks i have herpes   Socially Awkward Penguin

i always look this way if someone butt screwed me i would have to enjoy it

i always look this way  if someone butt screwed me    i would have to enjoy it   Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to someone: "Don't you hate it when people (__ ____ _____)" immediately after, realize they "__ ____ _____" All the time

Talking to someone:

Someone approaches who obviously knows you name escapes you smile and make an excuse to leave

Someone approaches who obviously knows you name escapes you 
smile and make an excuse to leave   Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to school together for four years Learns name at graduation ceremony

Went to school together
for four years Learns name at graduation ceremony  Socially Awkward Penguin
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