Socially Awkward Penguin

GET STOPPED BY SOMEBODY ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS SUDDENLY FORGET EVERY GEOGRAPHICAL DETAIL OF THE TOWN YOU LIVED IN FOR YEARS

GET STOPPED BY SOMEBODY ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS SUDDENLY FORGET EVERY GEOGRAPHICAL DETAIL OF THE TOWN YOU LIVED IN FOR YEARS  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I smoked for 20 years..." "Congratulations."

Goes to Store, forgets to buy bread Goes out again to different store farther away so cashier won't know

Goes to Store, forgets to buy bread Goes out again to different store farther away so cashier won't know  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post got downvoted Feels bad about submitting it for hours

Post got downvoted Feels bad about submitting it for hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone makes fun of your favourite TV show Pretend you don't know it exists

Someone makes fun of your favourite TV show Pretend you don't know it exists  Socially Awkward Penguin

finally get horny girl in bed don't know how to propose having sex and just pass out instead

finally get horny girl in bed don't know how to propose having sex and just pass out instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ignore your dads Facebook request... Never talk to him again!

Ignore your dads Facebook request... Never talk to him 
again!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks you to hold the elevator frantically hit close door button

Someone asks you to hold the elevator frantically hit close door button  Socially Awkward Penguin

Invited to dance party via facebook Go off-grid

Invited to dance party via facebook Go off-grid  Socially Awkward Penguin

Call to get balance of gift card Not automated. Hangs up.

Call to get balance of
 gift card Not automated. 
Hangs up.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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