Socially Awkward Penguin

Sends text talking shit about someone repeatedly checks phone to make sure text not sent to wrong person

Sends text talking shit about someone repeatedly checks phone to make sure text not sent to wrong person  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees hot chick's status is Socially awkward doesnt comment out of fear of being socially awkward

sees hot chick's status is Socially awkward doesnt comment out of fear of being socially awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Conversation is over Lingers around for an awkward 10 seconds to confirm

Conversation is over
 Lingers around for an awkward 10 seconds to confirm  Socially Awkward Penguin

had sex in a dream didnt wake up sobbing, covered in semen

had sex in a dream didnt wake up sobbing, covered in semen  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to eat at favorite place wont eat alone in public

Wants to eat at favorite place wont eat alone in public  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets honked at by other car think about it for hours

Gets honked at by other car think about it for hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees meet-up thread on /r/Buffalo for singles dammit, too many other males posting to post myself

Sees meet-up thread on /r/Buffalo for singles dammit, too many other males posting to post myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

show friend video i think is funny fake laugh so he will laugh too

show friend video i think is funny fake laugh so he will laugh too  Socially Awkward Penguin

on vacation: ask random people to take pictures of us? nope, selfies

on vacation: 
ask random people to take pictures of us? nope, selfies  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell joke, no one laughs Friend repeats joke greatest joke in history of humor

Tell joke, no one laughs Friend repeats joke
greatest joke in history of humor  Socially Awkward Penguin
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