Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks what you're listening to Pause music and say "nothing"

Someone asks what you're listening to Pause music and say

Pulls hands out of pockets in line Elbows next woman in line in the boob

Pulls hands out of pockets in line Elbows next woman in line in the boob  Socially Awkward Penguin

staring into space at someones eyes thinks you're staring at them

staring into space at someones eyes thinks you're staring at them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pizza guy rings the doorbell Go into another room so someone else has to answer

Pizza guy rings the doorbell Go into another room so someone else has to answer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Move my seat back in increments over 5 minute span

Move my seat back in increments over 5 minute span  Socially Awkward Penguin

behind hot girl in checkout line magazine rack suddenly becomes most interesting thing in the world

behind hot girl in checkout line magazine rack suddenly becomes most interesting thing in the world  Socially Awkward Penguin

New Student Orientation Spends whole day on Reddit

New Student Orientation Spends whole day on Reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Joined a dating site to meet women still to nervous to talk to the perfect matches

Joined a dating site to meet women still to nervous to talk to the perfect matches  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sneezes at the office. Says "Thanks" out loud by habit. No one said Bless You.

Sneezes at the office. Says

Sees someone wave from across the room and waves back realizes it was for someone else and pretends to stretch

Sees someone wave from across the room and waves back realizes it was for someone else and pretends to stretch  Socially Awkward Penguin
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