Socially Awkward Penguin

facebook chat is always offline

facebook chat is always offline  Socially Awkward Penguin

SLAP A BITCH PIMP A HO

SLAP A  BITCH PIMP A HO  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Guess how much this cost." Shit, do I go high or low?

send txt to cute girl no response for 5 min resend: "Sorry wrong numbr, lol"

send txt to cute girl
no response for 5 min resend:

Hit F5 repeatedly Feel like a failure after 10 minutes of no upvotes

Hit F5 repeatedly  Feel like a failure after 10 minutes of no upvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if store allows food inside walks around block several times until food is eaten.

Not sure if store allows food inside walks around block several times until food is eaten.    Socially Awkward Penguin

dinner at friend's house. parents argue. eat with thousand-yard stare.

dinner at friend's house. parents argue.  eat with thousand-yard stare.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Press button for wrong floor in elevator Get off there anyway

Press button for wrong floor in elevator Get off there anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Head really itches just as professor asks question The itch can wait

Head really itches just as professor asks question The itch can wait  Socially Awkward Penguin

No service on the subway Checks phone the whole way

No service on the subway Checks phone the whole way  Socially Awkward Penguin
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