Socially Awkward Penguin

parents invited people over use upstairs bathroom so nobody hears me pee

parents invited people over use upstairs bathroom so nobody hears me pee  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally step on cat's tail spend rest of day stroking it and apologizing

accidentally step on cat's tail spend rest of day stroking it and apologizing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes new reddit post Adrenaline rush from seeing it get an upvote.

Makes new reddit post Adrenaline rush from seeing it get an upvote.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Really hungry But there are people in the kitchen

Really hungry But there are people in the kitchen  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets Cancer Everyone wants to talk to you now and know how you're doing

Gets Cancer Everyone wants to talk to you now and know how you're doing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Overhears question in conversation, no one knows answer Too embarassed to tell them what it is

Overhears question in conversation, no one knows answer Too embarassed to tell them what it is  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally puts hand out for wrong bus Gets on it anyway

Accidentally puts hand out for wrong bus  Gets on it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl with reddit shirt sits next to you can't think of anything in the world to say to her

Hot girl with reddit shirt sits next to you can't think of anything in the world to say to her  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Pun intended" there were no puns

"Sorry bro I really can't make it to your wedding.." "cause im to busy marrying your fiance"

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