Socially Awkward Penguin

Invite friends over for dinner and timidly suggest that everyone should chip in $5 for groceries. Nobody offers to pay. Never say anything. Do all the dishes by yourself when they leave.

Invite friends over for dinner and timidly suggest that everyone should chip in $5 for groceries.  Nobody offers to pay. Never say anything.
Do all the dishes by yourself when they leave.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Excuse me miss, Do you know where Olin Hall is? Looks at me like I'm a goona kill her

Excuse me miss, Do you know where Olin Hall is? Looks at me like I'm a goona kill her  Socially Awkward Penguin

see someone on the bus everyday of your life don't know how to introduce yourself at this point

see someone on the bus everyday of your life don't know how to introduce yourself at this point  Socially Awkward Penguin

Slight pause in internet conversation oh god, what have I done

Slight pause in
internet conversation oh god, what have 
I done  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talks to crush often, but one day she doesn't respond to "hi." That's it. She doesn't like me. she only talks to me to be polite and now she's had it and wants me to stop talking to her. How could I have possibly ever thought she liked me? She must think

Talks to crush often, but one day she doesn't respond to

takes picture of stranger on the train forgets to turn flash off

takes picture of stranger on the train forgets to turn flash off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts something to reddit fears criticism and deletes

Posts something to reddit fears criticism and deletes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talks fine, then has to tell a personal story stutters

Talks fine, then has to tell a personal story stutters  Socially Awkward Penguin

Imagines entire audience in underpants boner

Imagines entire audience in underpants boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into the o on friday night Leaves immediately

Walks into the o on friday night  Leaves immediately   Socially Awkward Penguin
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