Socially Awkward Penguin

Got a text. Realise I must have sat on my phone. Nope... Just shit my pants.

Got a text. Realise I must have sat on my phone. Nope... Just shit my pants.  Socially Awkward Penguin

First to discover iPhone whale, Doesn't send to anyone.

First to discover iPhone whale, Doesn't send to anyone.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Parents have company over Browse reddit on mobile device

Parents have company over Browse reddit on mobile device  Socially Awkward Penguin

Acquaintance adds number to contact list never call or text

Acquaintance adds number to contact list never call or text  Socially Awkward Penguin

New redditor Only post on new reddit to be shortly forgotten about

New redditor Only post on new reddit to be shortly forgotten about  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to take a shit at school checks all the stalls and locks the bathroom door

Has to take a shit at school checks all the stalls and locks the bathroom door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Purposely goes to checkout lane with hot cashier says nothing

Purposely goes to checkout lane with hot cashier says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

facebook fan page asks a question likes it

facebook fan page asks a question likes it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend from a while back messages you on Facebook stop commenting so they think you're away

Friend from a while back messages you on Facebook stop commenting so they think you're away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes pooping same time as co-worker Waits until they leave to walk out

Finishes pooping same time as co-worker Waits until they leave to walk out   Socially Awkward Penguin
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