Socially Awkward Penguin

There's a party right off campus? Already in bed at 10:30

There's a party right off campus? Already in bed at 10:30  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to pee on the inside of the toilet bowl at girls house end up peeing on her clothes

Try to pee on the inside of the toilet bowl at girls house end up peeing on her clothes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waits for everyone to leave "Finally I can take a dump"

Waits for everyone to leave

Sit in chair, sounds like you farted unable to reproduce the sound to prove that you didn't

Sit in chair, sounds like you farted unable to reproduce the sound to prove that you didn't  Socially Awkward Penguin

bumps into hot girl at walmart Adrenaline rush

bumps into hot girl at walmart Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

presses wrong floor number on elevator gets off anyways so nobody notices

presses wrong floor number on elevator gets off anyways so nobody notices  Socially Awkward Penguin

Did [ insert name here ] really just [ insert event here ] ? I Don't know what to say

Did [ insert name here ] really just                      [ insert event here ] ?           I Don't know what to say  Socially Awkward Penguin

ask man if he is uncertain guy has speach impediment

ask man if he is uncertain  guy has speach impediment  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl asks where you are going after party Say "Home"

Cute Girl asks where you are going after party Say

someone you never talk to logs on to Yahoo IM. decide to postpone logging off so they don't think you're trying to avoid them.

someone you never talk to logs on to Yahoo IM. decide to postpone logging off so they don't think you're trying to avoid them.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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