Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter says "Enjoy your meal" "You too"

Waiter says

Girl flashes boobs immediately look away

Girl flashes boobs immediately look away  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy two tickets to see favorite band don't invite anyone

Buy two tickets to see favorite band don't invite anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Call someone, goes to voicemail, hang up without leaving a message Wait a few minutes, call back and leave a message

Call someone, goes to voicemail, hang up without leaving a message Wait a few minutes, call back and leave a message  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiting for elevator GROUP OF PEOPLE WALKS IN PANIC

Waiting for elevator 
GROUP OF PEOPLE WALKS IN PANIC    Socially Awkward Penguin

GIRL LAYING IN MY BED! "HEY HAVE YOU EVER READ THAT BOOK WHERE THE GUY INVITES GIRLS TO HIS HOUSE AND KILLS THEM AND PLAYS WITH THEIR BODIES?"

GIRL LAYING IN MY BED!

Doesn't have alcohol Panic when public safety arrives

Doesn't have alcohol Panic when public safety arrives  Socially Awkward Penguin

comment or Post doesn't get any upvotes deletes it

comment or Post doesn't get any upvotes  deletes it    Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to make a salad at Aramark The chick in front is being slow picking out every perfect cucumber at her own Goddamn leisure

Goes to make a salad at Aramark The chick in front is being slow picking out every perfect cucumber at her own Goddamn leisure  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets a wave at the stop sign waves back

gets a wave at the stop sign waves back    Socially Awkward Penguin
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