Socially Awkward Penguin

see old classmate while walking across campus take alternate route to class every day for rest of semester

see old classmate while walking across campus take alternate route to class every day for rest of semester  Socially Awkward Penguin

waves to friend driving stranger

waves to friend driving stranger  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey man, I haven't seen you in forever. I thought you died!" "Yeah, I've been visiting my sick and dying grandmother in the hospital."

bumps into crush apologizes and ducks under him

bumps into crush apologizes and ducks under him  Socially Awkward Penguin

So excited to sit next to cute guy in class That I forgot to eat breakfast and my stomach growled the entire time

So excited to sit next to cute guy in class That I forgot to eat breakfast and my stomach growled the entire time  Socially Awkward Penguin

not sure if person is hitting on you or just being nice Takes half an hour to respond

not sure if person is hitting on you or just being nice Takes half an hour to respond  Socially Awkward Penguin

PENIS VAGINA BOOOOOBS

PENIS VAGINA BOOOOOBS
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is introduced to mentally handicapped person They tell you you're weird

Is introduced to mentally handicapped person They tell you you're weird  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Sorry man i cant go to your party" "i'd rather see my girlfriend!"

Girls Invite me over to their room to drink. Then say, "Oh shit! He showed up!" when I knocked on their door. then after twenty minutes one of them faked puking and kicked me out, saying they were staying in all night. Just walked past their door after ta

Girls Invite me over to their room to drink. Then say,
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