Socially Awkward Penguin

got the Wrong order from the drive thru just keep going

got the Wrong order from the drive thru just keep going  Socially Awkward Penguin

took a poop at work wait until the toilet finishes its flush before exiting stall in case someone comes in and knows you did it

took a poop at work wait until the toilet finishes its flush before exiting stall in case someone comes in and knows you did it  Socially Awkward Penguin

bingo incorrect

bingo incorrect  Socially Awkward Penguin

First one to class leave

First one to class leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Admit to liking disco Alienate self

Admit to liking disco Alienate self  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drinks a milkshake a girl made him Lactose Intolerant

Drinks a milkshake a girl made him Lactose Intolerant  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get service done free, a good tip is in order doesn't tip

Get service done free, a good tip is in order  doesn't tip  Socially Awkward Penguin

pad on cellphone display in public so it looks like i have a smartphone

pad on cellphone display in public  so it looks like i have a smartphone  Socially Awkward Penguin

I have been single my whole life but not because i am ugly it is due to my fear of physical and emotional intimacy coupled with my crippling fear of commitment

I have been single my whole life but not because i am ugly it is due to my fear of physical and emotional intimacy coupled with my crippling fear of commitment  Socially Awkward Penguin

avoided teen pregnancy because i never had sex

avoided teen pregnancy because i never had sex  Socially Awkward Penguin
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