Socially Awkward Penguin

get a random boner girl im friends with about to hug me

get a random boner girl im friends with about to hug me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to search for friend on facebook Accidentally sets their name as status

Goes to search for friend on facebook Accidentally sets their name as status  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to someone with a lazy eye turns around to see if they're actually talking to someone behind you

Talking to someone with a lazy eye turns around to see if they're actually talking to someone behind you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees housekeeping knock on the door while you're walking down the hall RUN!!!

Sees housekeeping knock on the door while you're walking down the hall RUN!!!    Socially Awkward Penguin

get caught scratching crotch subtly move hand higher and pretend to scratch thigh

get caught scratching crotch  subtly move hand higher and pretend to scratch thigh  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into public restroom with someone else inside wash hands.

Walk into public restroom with someone else inside wash hands.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reach for beer casually Spill on cute stranger's purse

Reach for beer casually Spill on cute stranger's purse  Socially Awkward Penguin

Chair noise sounds like fart Desperately try to recreate noise

Chair noise sounds like fart Desperately try to recreate noise  Socially Awkward Penguin

Broke up with my girlfriend for cheating Unable to speak to other girls without feeling like I'm betraying her.

Broke up with my girlfriend for cheating Unable to speak to other girls without feeling like I'm betraying her.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Steak is nearly raw, vegetables overcooked, and the entire meal is cold Still says everything is fine when the waiter comes by

Steak is nearly raw, vegetables overcooked, and the entire meal is cold Still says everything is fine when the waiter comes by  Socially Awkward Penguin
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