Socially Awkward Penguin

Done shitting waits till everyone exits the bathroom to leave the stall

Done shitting  waits till everyone exits the bathroom to leave the stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

First week working as a wildland firefighter cuts finger open, passed out 3 times

First week working as a wildland firefighter cuts finger open, passed out 3 times  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize you have a physical tomorrow just shaved your pubes

Realize you have a physical tomorrow just shaved your pubes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Couldn't find ways to cut spending Doesn't know how to tell the public that it failed

Couldn't find ways to cut spending Doesn't know how to tell the public that it failed  Socially Awkward Penguin

walking behind girl on stairs dear god that stain on the floor is interesting

walking behind girl on stairs dear god that stain on the floor is interesting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Embarrasses himself in a restaurant Never visits it again

Embarrasses himself in a restaurant  Never visits it again  Socially Awkward Penguin

CHAT MESSAGE "SEEN" ON FACEBOOK NO REPLY

CHAT MESSAGE

"You Will Have To Work In Teams" Drops Class

Stand in line for an hour realize you don't want it anymore, leave

Stand in line for an hour realize you don't want it anymore, leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking with friend on busy train when crowd separates you Stare at each other awkwardly until crowd dissolves.

Talking with friend on busy train when crowd separates you Stare at each other awkwardly until crowd dissolves.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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