Socially Awkward Penguin

takes a personality quiz fails

takes a personality quiz fails  Socially Awkward Penguin

Opens Christmas card in front of relative Briefly pretends not to notice gift-card inside

Opens Christmas card in front of relative Briefly pretends not to notice gift-card inside  Socially Awkward Penguin

afraid to eat alone in dining hall loses fifteen pounds

afraid to eat alone in dining hall loses fifteen pounds  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking facing stopped line of traffic somebody shoot me right now

Walking facing stopped line of traffic somebody shoot me right now  Socially Awkward Penguin

receiving abnormal amount of attention checks zipper when no one is looking

receiving abnormal amount of attention checks zipper when no one is looking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person says "Bye now" "You too"

Person says

realizes has to call operator for phone number fuck

realizes has to call operator for phone number fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teeth getting drilled and Novocaine hasn't kicked in yet doesn't say anything

Teeth getting drilled and Novocaine hasn't kicked in yet doesn't say anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes joke about black people and fishing for them with KFC group of black people pass by

Makes joke about black people and fishing for them with KFC group of black people pass by  Socially Awkward Penguin

Time for a hair cut Don't go until mullet reaches critical mass because you have to talk to the stylist

Time for a hair cut Don't go until mullet reaches critical mass because you have to talk to the stylist  Socially Awkward Penguin
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