Socially Awkward Penguin

"hows your day?" "yup"

See a sketchy looking person walking slow in front of me. Crosses street to pass them

See a sketchy looking person walking slow in front of me.   Crosses street to pass them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries To Make A Witty 10 guy meme about popularity of old r/tress post about new pineapples Thousands of new ents get pissed thinking they're being trolled

Tries To Make A Witty 10 guy meme about popularity of old r/tress post about new pineapples Thousands of new ents get pissed thinking they're being trolled  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if there was attendance sheet for class Guess I was absent today

Not sure if there was attendance sheet for class Guess I was absent today  Socially Awkward Penguin

chance to win a trip to the super bowl with ten of your friends when paying with credit card better pay cash

chance to win a trip to the super bowl with ten of your friends when paying with credit card better pay cash  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thirsty at library refuse to use drinking fountain near girls bathroom for fear of looking like creep

Thirsty at library refuse to use drinking fountain near girls bathroom for fear of looking like creep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a Slut Joke Girl doesn't think it's a joke and takes it seriously

Make a Slut Joke Girl doesn't think it's a joke and takes it seriously  Socially Awkward Penguin

Whatever it was stupid anyway

Whatever it was stupid anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is 30 minutes early Waits outside Car passes pretend like he's talking on the phone

Is 30 minutes early
Waits outside Car passes
pretend like he's talking on the phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees Greenpeace stopping people to ask for donations Take out phone and pretend call

Sees Greenpeace stopping people to ask for donations Take out phone and pretend call  Socially Awkward Penguin
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