Socially Awkward Penguin

Notice old friend in class Don't say a word all semester

Notice old friend in class Don't say a word all semester  Socially Awkward Penguin

leave note for roommates throw away 3 drafts before it's perfect

leave note for roommates throw away 3 drafts before it's perfect  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to set up an appointment with the hot lab tech who is siting right in front of him Sends her an email

Needs to set up an appointment with the hot lab tech who is siting right in front  of him Sends her an email  Socially Awkward Penguin

Call customer for information Accidentally call them by their full name.

Call customer for information Accidentally call them by their full name.  Socially Awkward Penguin

posts to r/adviceanimals all the time always SAPs

posts to r/adviceanimals all the time always SAPs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Checking Out at the grocery store Better use self-checkout to avoid human contact.

Checking Out at the   grocery store Better use self-checkout to avoid human contact.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You get so much older every time I see you!" "You too."

having sex with a girl when she asks to put it in her ass 'eww ok, let me put a condom on first'

having sex with a girl when she asks to put it in her ass 'eww ok, let me put a condom on first'  Socially Awkward Penguin

See ex-girlfriend or random hookup on campus Pretend to look at my phone till she's gone

See ex-girlfriend or random hookup on campus Pretend to look at my phone till she's gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to self check out and it doesn't work leaves store

Goes to self check out and it doesn't work leaves store  Socially Awkward Penguin
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